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\n\tOK, so, we shouldn\u2019t really be doing this because our candidate CVs are highly classified and we treat data security with utmost respect BUT…it\u2019s Christmas, and this is the gift that keeps giving.<\/span><\/p>\n \n\tWe were trawling through our filing cabinets the other day, looking for a contract, and this beaut fell out from behind one of the drawers – a CV from Santa himself.<\/p>\n \n\tWe\u2019ve got no idea how it got there, or what job he was applying for, but here it is in its entirety.<\/p>\n \n\tSanta, if you\u2019re reading, get in touch, we\u2019ll find you the perfect role. <\/p>\n \n\tSanta\u2019s Grotto, Lapland, North Pole, XM4 5HQ<\/span> \n\tI have over seventeen hundred years\u2019 experience as a festive personification, starting as a working saint in a cosmopolitan imperial city and working up to CEO of a worldwide manufacture, distribution and communications concern.<\/span><\/p>\n \n\tAlthough I have held a senior position for nearly two hundred years, I have never shied away from frontline duties, and still take an active role in research, development and shipping, personally carrying out our December distribution operations.<\/p>\n \n\t\t\tPersonal insight and impartial judgement in naughty\/nice cases<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tTeam leadership<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tPositive mindset<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tCustomer facing children\u2019s entertainment performance<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tGrinch resolution<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n \n\t\t\tHands-on toy design and construction<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tAnimal handling<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tSledge maintenance<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tTime and motion management (global delivery cycles completed in 24 hours, every time)<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tChampion mince pie consumer<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n \n\t\t\tEASA Light Aircraft Pilot\u2019s Licence (covers up to two tonnes, up to three passengers, in aeroplane, helicopter, balloon, glider or sledge)<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tUSA Commercial Driver\u2019s Licence \/ UK Heavy Goods Licence (Class A: 26,000 gallons and up)<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tLevel 5 Elf & Safety Certificate<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tLevel 3 Advanced Technical Qualification in Reindeer Wrangling<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tRaspberry (mince) Pi developer<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n \n\tMiracle Worker<\/span> Orthodox Church, Byzantium Dec 300 – Dec 1454<\/strong><\/p>\n \n\tAfter qualifying for the bishopric of Myra in 317 AD, I carried out small miracles for groups of starving children, clerks, famine-stricken ports, sailors, and unmarried daughters of poor families. In this last capacity I developed the \u2018chimney stocking drop\u2019 technique which has become the industry standard for gift distribution.<\/p>\n \n\tHerald of Noel<\/span> Church of England, Plymtree Dec 1455 – Dec 1821<\/strong><\/p>\n \n\tDuring this period I relocated between European locations, developing and tailoring regional variations on the Father Christmas brand. I also managed the changeover from celebration of St. Nicholas\u2019 Day on the 6th of December to the modern combined festivity, streamlining practice for more efficient holiday fun.<\/p>\n \n\tJolly Old Elf<\/span> New York Sentinel, NY Dec 1823 – Dec 1897<\/strong><\/p>\n \n\tThis transitional period was among the most challenging of my career, and included overseeing the \u2018Kris Kringle\u2019 persona. Although this ultimately failed, I learned valuable lessons about heritage brand management, which I took on board when establishing my own company in the twentieth century.<\/p>\n \n\tCEO<\/span> Santa Claus Worldwide, Lapland Dec 1902 – present<\/strong><\/p>\n \n\tAs the owner, manager and public face of this globally recognised brand, I have developed extensive public relations skills, as well as contacts in the entertainment and retail industries. I personally recruit and train new Santa Claus franchisees, head up our December delivery push, and carry out consultancy work for major Hollywood studios working with our IP. I am also a prolific performer on screens of all sizes, with over 80 credited performances for The Coca-Cola Company\u2019s annual ad campaign.<\/p>\n \n\t\t\tJolly laughter<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tRelaxing by the fire<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tDrinking sherry<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n \n\t\t\tSocialising with elves<\/span><\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n \t <\/p>\n \n\tImage credit: Wikimedia Commons<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n \n\t <\/p>\n OK, so, we shouldn\u2019t really be doing this because our candidate CVs are highly classified and we treat data security with utmost respect BUT…it\u2019s Christmas, and this is the gift that keeps giving. We were trawling through our filing cabinets the other day, looking for a contract, and this beaut fell out from behind one… Read More »EXCLUSIVE: Santa’s CV revealed<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14444,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-career-management"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.identifiglobal.com\/af-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.identifiglobal.com\/af-api\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.identifiglobal.com\/af-api\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.identifiglobal.com\/af-api\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.identifiglobal.com\/af-api\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.identifiglobal.com\/af-api\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15356\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.identifiglobal.com\/af-api\/wp\/v2\/media\/14444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.identifiglobal.com\/af-api\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.identifiglobal.com\/af-api\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.identifiglobal.com\/af-api\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n
\n\tCurriculum Vitae – Nicholas Saint<\/h2>\n
\n\t@OfficialSanta<\/em><\/p>\n\n\tProfile<\/span><\/h3>\n
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\n\t\u200b<\/span>Education, Qualifications and Awards<\/span><\/h3>\n
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\n\tWork History<\/span><\/h3>\n
\n\tHobbies and interests<\/h3>\n
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